I fear you may have a rival. There has been a major hullabaloo over some one called Sister Mary McKillop. A dead nun. There were all sorts of celebrations in Rome with canons I think. A 21 nun salute perhaps. Anyway, she's now known as Mary of the Cross. Probably the angry, annoyed, disgruntled and down right peeved as well as far as I know. The whole of Australia is going crazy over this woman. I fear it will spread to Bridgetown and we will abandon our yearly festival in your honour. I will endeavour to make the towns folk see sense and not allow this deceased interloper into are community. Only you, my sweet, can be the true ambassador for Bridgetown.
Love and kisses
Alg